A college student who published an autobiography. A shy introvert who loves public speaking. A class clown who got straight A's. A geek who's into language, not math and computers. On my planet people don't fit in boxes. Call me an alien studying Earth.
I don't know which is more disturbing: translucent slime with coconut shavings suspended in it... or a product with two expiration dates, both of which are either 60 years in the past or 40 years in the future.