%$@#! new Starfleet Academy movie thing

Don't mind the following, I'm just ranting about the makers of Star Trek and their evident inability to let anything rest in peace.

(To the tune of Beautiful Wreck.)

All you newer Treks, I've given up on you,
'Cause I like the original Trek, I do.
Of all of those shows set in the Milky Way
TOS, you're the one I wish could have stayed.

You're the one that's least sub-par
What a beautiful Trek you are
Flying star to star,
Beautiful Trek you are.

They go crazy every seven years, you know
And so every seven years they make a new Trek show.
Except for TOS, 'cause you just got three,
Which is sad, 'cause you're still the best Trek to me.

I’m still sitting here waiting by my TV set
But there's been nothing good yet
But there's been nothing good yet

You've got Spock pon farr
What a beautiful Trek you are
You've got Kolinahr
Beautiful Trek you are.
What a beautiful, such a beautiful
A beautiful Trek you are.

All you newer Treks, I've given up on you,
'Cause I like the original Trek, I do.
Yeah, I like the original Trek, I do.
I like the original Trek, I do.

Yeah, you've got T'Lar
What a beautiful Trek you are

But not Tasha Yar
And not Selar
But what a beautiful Trek you are.

What a beautiful, such a beautiful,
Beautiful Trek you are.
What a beautiful, such a beautiful,
Beautiful Trek you are.