I just said to a friend, "You know, so far two of the state quarters have bison on them. Now we need one that has ten eels on it, too. Then we'll have a bison-ten-eel quarter."
He said absolutely nothing. Either he doesn't know what a bicentennial quarter is, or the pun was so awful that it didn't deserve a reply.
Probably both.
*goes back to doing random useless stuff*
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I thought of this pun myself today, but I couldn't think of a good context for it so I Googled it to see if anyone had fared better than I had. I hope you don't mind if I borrow yours so that I can torment my friends.
LOL! Oh, feel free to use the pun-- I'm always happy to help a fellow punster torment people.
I came up with this 2 days ago, somebody was playing a drinking game called a Bicentennial, and when it was over they were like "I'm so hungry", and I said "you should eat a bison and ten eels".
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